wylan: how did you get your revenge on pekka rollins?
kaz: well, i see him coming, so i chew up an alka seltzer tab i keep on me at all times to give a foaming at the mouth rabies appearance. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm. i reach into his pocket and pull out a bag of parem i planted and go “hey, what the fuck is this?” and he gives me that “that’s not mine,” and “i’ve never seen that before,” and i say “tough luck it was in your jacket pal, now you’re doin’ twenty to life and your son is goin to social services.” now he’s crying. then i grab a phone book and beat him in the stomach with it, cause as any stadwatch’ll tell you, phone books don’t leave bruises!
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